badmaddie

1. [x] You have choked on water before. 2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before. 3. [x] You have walked into a door. 4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way. 5. [x] You have walked into a wall. 6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs before. 7. [x] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them 8. [x] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet. 9.  [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave. 10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching. 11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said. 12. [x] You sometimes don't understand sayings

Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = skinny. Skinny = ugly. Ugly = no love. No love = no marriage. No marriage = no children. No children = alone. Alone = depression. Depression = sickness. Sickness = death. Death = blood. Blood = gross. Gross = creepy. Creepy = scary. Scary = ugly. Ugly = Justin bieber. Justin bieber = rage. Rage = destruction. Destruction = lives lost. Lives lost = no life on earth. No life on earth = pointless planet. Pointless planet = boring planet. Boring planet = meteoriod crashes. Mete